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Which description best matches your role? (Select one)*
- Platform engineering
- DevOps, DevSecOps or SRE
- Software engineering
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What is your organization's current platform engineering status? (Select one)*
- Operating a mature internal platform
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- Building our first internal platform
- Evaluating or planning a platform initiative
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What are the primary outcomes expected from your platform? (Select up to three)*
- Improve developer productivity
- Accelerate and standardize software delivery
- Improve security, compliance or reliability
- Control infrastructure, cloud or AI costs
- Support AI/ML development and operations
- Govern AI models and agents
- Modernize traditional applications
- Enable hybrid or multicloud operations
- Meet data sovereignty or residency requirements
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What is your platform primarily made of? (Select all that apply)*
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- Self-managed Kubernetes
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How is your organization supporting AI workloads? (Select one)*
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- Connecting our platform to external model APIs
- Using a managed public-cloud AI platform
- Operating a private AI platform
- Combining external services with internally hosted models
- Supporting AI experimentation without a formal platform
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Which AI-specific platform capabilities are available today? (Select all that apply)*
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- AI-specific observability
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- GPU provisioning, scheduling or optimization
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- Agent behavioral guardrails and auditability
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How mature are your AI governance and cost controls? (Select one)*
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What is the greatest constraint preventing your platform from delivering what the business now expects? (Select one)*
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